I know everyone is probably sick of seeing my prom kimono but IT’S SO GREAT AHHHHH 👍😍❤👘🎎

rabioheab:

How To Fake Sick

• cough, hold your stomach like you’re sick, etc
• jump in a vat of blue paint
• tell your parents you’re a member of the blue man group and you have a show in 10 minutes so you can’t go to school

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

russian-dave:

russian-dave:

russian-dave:

russian-dave:

my sister and her girlfriend are humming in the room next to me

wAIT THATS NOT HUMMING

MY SISTER AND HER GIRLFRIEND ARE FUCKING REALLY LOUDLY IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME

HELP

UPDATE: I JUST HEARD HER SAY “OH YEAH USE THE APPLE SAUCE”

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(Source: karkatkirkland)

megaman2:

“howdily doodily neighbourino”

(Source: sistermaryfuck)

4chanking:

gets down on one knee

gets down on other knee

gets down on other knee

gets down on other knee

gets down on other knee

gets down on other knee

gets down on other knee

gets down on other knee

im a spider

(Source: stevebrule)

wh3nlyingt0nguesareclumsy:

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

are you satan

theyellowbrickroad:

amaziiinga:

theyellowbrickroad:

when you go to heaven god high fives you and gives you the best grilled cheese sandwich youve ever had in your life

What about the lactose intolerant? 

“fuck the lactose intolerant” - god

vondell-swain:

they visit their family for christmas

their mom says “a-hey! the mario brothers are-a home”

luigi says “mama why-a you never remember my name”

mom says “im-a sorry, green mario”

(Source: itsvondell)

Sam, get some sleep. You’re very tired. 

(Source: the-fixxxer)

if bears hibernate in the winter….do they sleep in the summer?

testicularsoundexpress:

My latest creation

Is this real? Am I here? Wake, wake up.

h0llo:

what if I don’t want my private parts to be private